Many weird things. I graduated college, except for those pesky papers I've yet to write. Must do that. Soon. I've been looking for work, but none is to be found... at least, none that pays more than $6/hr. I can't support three children on $6/hr.

In my most recent case of "Irony Illustrated," I'm now working at a job which pays twice what the jobs in my field (which require a college degree) pay, but which doesn't even require a high school diploma. No, I'm not an exotic dancer. I'm the only female laborer on a construction crew. A female laborer who has asthma. In Western Montana. During a really bad fire season. Pass the inhaler, babe.